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The name is Ashley, I'm extremely Irish.
20 and studying to be a nurse.
Single, but actually it's complicated.
I'm into whatever catches my attention.

mysticmew:

Some of the awesome group scans! nostalgia~ :’)

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2 days ago

cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

(via lord-voldemarcos)

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1 week ago
martiansincorperated:

A list of my favorites:10. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.9. I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out? 8. Are you a beaver, because DAM!7. I have the F, the C, and the K, all I need is U.6. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.5. Baby, I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you got a f***ed up face.
3. Wanna make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
2. Are you religious? Because, I swear you answer all my prayers.
1.You’re so hot, when you eat bread, you poop out toast.

martiansincorperated:

A list of my favorites:

10. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

9. I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?

8. Are you a beaver, because DAM!

7. I have the F, the C, and the K, all I need is U.

6. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

5. Baby, I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.

4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you got a f***ed up
face.

3. Wanna make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.

2. Are you religious? Because, I swear you answer all my prayers.

1.You’re so hot, when you eat bread, you poop out toast.

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1 week ago

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via bloodhoundganghateclub)

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2 weeks ago
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