A list of my favorites:
10. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
9. I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?
8. Are you a beaver, because DAM!
7. I have the F, the C, and the K, all I need is U.
6. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
5. Baby, I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you got a f***ed up
3. Wanna make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.
2. Are you religious? Because, I swear you answer all my prayers.
1.You’re so hot, when you eat bread, you poop out toast.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”